Don't Come Crying to Me

okay so a couple of things.

first i ignore rules of grammar, spelling, capitalization and punctuation, usually, so don't waste your precious time by pointing these things out. "Why yes, I do realize that blogger has a spell check. I didn't use it because it's friggin boring."

second i do try not to get serious or babble on about deep issues, though occasionally i will.

third if you can pick out the theme to all of my post titles you will maybe get a cookie or a nonsarcastic "way to go skippy" at the very least.

lastly, thanks for coming, who are you and why are you reading this? you must be bored.




Tuesday, January 19, 2010

it's time the fat cats had a heart attack.

so this is part of my kicking myself in the ass to get finished all the writing i need to finish. i am going to make a concerted effort to post something daily.

i had a dream last night that my bff from high school matt and i were staging a coup against evil robot aliens that had taken over the planet (of course we were.) and in the midst of all this i was terrified of walking to get my car at the end of south street. now this is funny for several reasons, not the least of which are:

1) there is no "end" of south street, at least not where my brain had it dead ending (it technically ends at front street but i was traveling west, this make no sense to anyone not from philly)

2) if i am spearheading an uprising against an oppressive (and assumedly superpowered) empire, why would i be worried about getting mugged.

it made me giggle when i woke up and realize i miss matt and our shenanigans quite a bit. (we once conspired to hold up the taco bell inside our local wawa and demand all of their taco fixin's). in high school matt ACTED a lot like patrick starfish (he was never really that dumb) which would make me spongebob. i can live with that.

senseless babble aside today i am going to try to catch a fiend that attempts to run through the school bus lights while the children are crossing. i have a friend that works for the state in harrisburg who has offered to make his life hell if i can catch him doing it on camera. i hope he's ready for his close up!

that is all because it's nearly bus time.

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