so this is part of my kicking myself in the ass to get finished all the writing i need to finish. i am going to make a concerted effort to post something daily.
i had a dream last night that my bff from high school matt and i were staging a coup against evil robot aliens that had taken over the planet (of course we were.) and in the midst of all this i was terrified of walking to get my car at the end of south street. now this is funny for several reasons, not the least of which are:
1) there is no "end" of south street, at least not where my brain had it dead ending (it technically ends at front street but i was traveling west, this make no sense to anyone not from philly)
2) if i am spearheading an uprising against an oppressive (and assumedly superpowered) empire, why would i be worried about getting mugged.
it made me giggle when i woke up and realize i miss matt and our shenanigans quite a bit. (we once conspired to hold up the taco bell inside our local wawa and demand all of their taco fixin's). in high school matt ACTED a lot like patrick starfish (he was never really that dumb) which would make me spongebob. i can live with that.
senseless babble aside today i am going to try to catch a fiend that attempts to run through the school bus lights while the children are crossing. i have a friend that works for the state in harrisburg who has offered to make his life hell if i can catch him doing it on camera. i hope he's ready for his close up!
that is all because it's nearly bus time.
Don't Come Crying to Me
okay so a couple of things.
first i ignore rules of grammar, spelling, capitalization and punctuation, usually, so don't waste your precious time by pointing these things out. "Why yes, I do realize that blogger has a spell check. I didn't use it because it's friggin boring."
second i do try not to get serious or babble on about deep issues, though occasionally i will.
third if you can pick out the theme to all of my post titles you will maybe get a cookie or a nonsarcastic "way to go skippy" at the very least.
lastly, thanks for coming, who are you and why are you reading this? you must be bored.
first i ignore rules of grammar, spelling, capitalization and punctuation, usually, so don't waste your precious time by pointing these things out. "Why yes, I do realize that blogger has a spell check. I didn't use it because it's friggin boring."
second i do try not to get serious or babble on about deep issues, though occasionally i will.
third if you can pick out the theme to all of my post titles you will maybe get a cookie or a nonsarcastic "way to go skippy" at the very least.
lastly, thanks for coming, who are you and why are you reading this? you must be bored.
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